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  • spunkydads:

    the problem with rich people is that i am not one

    (Source: unchichi, via stability)

  • sharped0:


    Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

    ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

    (Source: withoutyourwalls, via joshpeck)

  • psyducked:

    finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

    (Source: misterwooff, via stability)

  • neurotoxin-from-glados:

    do you ever see an art style and just go

     oh my go d


    it’s so beaut iful

    (Source: aphrornania, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • in3ffable-lib3rty:



    As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

    Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

    Read more here

    black privilege….

    they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
    it’s really scary
    it’s really infuriating
    it’s really exhausting

    (via joshpeck)

  • stinkyhat:

    "well SOME cops are good"


    (Source: jellygod, via sniffing)

  • The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

    (Source: bregma, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • vriskasbby:


    …did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

    that is stacy you uncultured swine

    (Source: rrraquelle, via joshpeck)

  • r3tardis:

    Where can i hire someone to give me money

    (via ugly)

  • anfonymackie:

    do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

    i havent slept in three days

    (via joshpeck)